Bedroom Golf - Making Up After The Doghouse

While it is never enjoyable to be in the doghouse, they do say that making up is fun.

If you like golf and enjoy making up with your partner then try a round of bedroom golf.

Here are the rules:

1. The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin.
3. Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club in the hole, while keeping the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.  The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before allowing play to commence.
5. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length so as to avoid damage to the course.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible, until the course owner is satisfied.
7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by the course owner.
8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arriving at the course.  Experienced players will admire the course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers.
9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played recently, to the owner of the course being played.
10. If the course to be played is temporarily under repair, the player is advised to find alternate means to play.
11. It is considered outstanding form to play the hole several times in one match.
12. Course owner shall be the judge of who is the best player.
13. It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players; or even that you have played the course.

If you have any other rules you like to play by, please share them in the comments.

Life Lessons - The Relationship Rules

In case you don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.


1. The female always makes the rules.

2. These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.

7. If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologise for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.

13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.

14. The female always gets the last word.

15. These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.

We know that's not a complete list of the relationship rules.

But what else is there?

Share any other relationship rules you may have in the comments.

How You Can End Up In The Doghouse

It's not hard, there are many reasons why you can end up in the doghouse and I don't think that there is a much better way to kick off this blog than by looking at some of the best.

We didn't create this video but it really sums things up for us.